That public transport has become life threatening in our country these two Fragland reporters found out themselves when they suddenly got attacked by a religious sect when looking forward to playing Call Of Duty 3 and Tony Hawk Project 8 for a day.

No, no sjiiets or sunnites but catholics. French ones even. During the metro ride Zwan and Roman were exposed to the most hellish tortures in the history of mankind. French singing about how close God is to us and that we need to follow His Word kept hurting our ears, 4 metro stops long. Suddenly a Liberating Voice announced that passengers had to watch out for the gap between the metro and the station. The irony of the whole thing didn't elude those present and the Catholic terrorist team decided to cancel their mission.

That didn't stop the Li-la-lu-le-lo to do everything in its means to make sure these two boys wouldn't reach their objective though. Attacks with aggressive drivers, slowdowns and other bizarre things with moving trucks and a rock however, couldn't prevent the team to arrive with only a five minute delay to the event. Once in the water tower it became clear we were in the wrong one but when we arrived at the other one we could close the door behind us to endulge us in a devastated surrounding with brilliant smoke effects.

Fritz was shooting at us from all sides but we succeeded to penetrate their front lines and piece by piece we eliminated their defenses. Here and there a seemingly immortal German soldier was shooting against a wall but by the time the reatail version gets released this should be fixed. The same goes for the physics with the skateboard that we suddenly saw appearing in front of our noses as we got thrown off a French war scenery and onto the American asphalt of an urban town. Surrounded by photographers and boyz in da hood we got the chance to proove ourselves to the magnificent Tony Hawk.

In case you still don't understand that you should have clicked the Call of Duty 3 or Tony Hawk Project 8 links in the first part of this text, I strongly advice you to do that now as this atmospheric report has nothing to do with games and you'll only loose minutes of your life while reading it. Minutes you can better spend by thinking of God and appreciating how good he is to you except when you're homosexuals, black or didn't do your first communion. As his is the Kingdom and Eternity. Amen.